Funny ryhme joke...

I got this joke from my Sociolinguistic lecturer. Enjoy.

One day, Prince Charles was having his dinner in a restaurant. Notioning to a waiter, he said:
"Pass the wine
you divine."

The waiter did as told, but at the same time thought, "Hey. That's neat. I'm going to have to ryhme something too." Being given the impression that one's English must be good, he tried his luck, and came up with THIS:

(To Prince Charles:)
"Pass the custerd
you bastard."

~eNd~