Humpty Dumpty, an egg apparently, chose to sit on the wall, for goodness know what apparent reason. Little did he know that due to his oval shape size, there's NO WAY at all he could sit on the wall, especially when his ass was a little sharper than usual, which leads to....
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Well, what do you expect? You can't expect something oval shape to take balance on a wall. It's bound to fall. Try balancing a real egg on a wall somewhere, and see what happenes. So yeah. Down went Humpty, and *plet*, head-shot!! Though really, you wonder if he had any body at all. Meh.
Well, nothing red came out from his body, but instead, yellow and white :-$
All the kings horses, and all the king's men
Well, seems that the king was greatly concern about this fallen egg, and he sent his men to see what they could do about it, but they...
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Poor Humpty. If I'm not mistaken, the wall he sat on wasn't that high. If a normal human falls from it, there might still be a chance. However, Humpty was just too...... vulnerable.
Well, they couldn't save him of course. All they could do is clean the mess, and "sweep the area CLEAN".
Perhaps they should ask The Fray to sing them this song - Had I know, how to save a life.
Nice nursery ryhme though. =)
~eNd~
2 comments:
Erm... Master... R u ok? Or shud i ask is Humpty ok? =p
Lolx. Just something random la. Hehe. Suddenly thought of it, and I thought, why not post it? Hehe =)
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