Urgh

I feel like an old man

"Filled with regret

Waiting to die alone.." - Inception

Choi! Not yet.

But yes me body aches

My nose sneezes non stop

I live in denial

But there's no denying it

I'm sick

One lesson I learned

Never exercise when you

Don't have enough sleep

And lesson number 2

Always have enough sleep

Or you'll become an old man

~eNd~

You know you're too heavy when...

Your bed bends like this! XD

~eNd~

Confucious

I was at a restaurant that had a weird name. My "Letterman-in-the-making" friend called me for dinner, and he told me to wait at Ghani so that he can meet me there, and take me to the restaurant he and his friends were at. I then asked him, "You just tell me which one." He answered: "Which One."

I got confused, and asked again: "Which one?"

The next thing he answered made me want to "kill him", because he answered the same thing: "Which One la", before giving this answer: "There's a restaurant call Which One, near the economic rice shop."

GG. =.=''

Then after enjoying the dinner, we paid for the food (duh). While the others were paying, I saw this sign that says "STEP ON". It took me a while to ask, "Step on what?"

It was only the I saw an animal picture with the sign, and realised that I've read it backwards.

PS: It actually said: "NO PETS". Nice one eh? XD

~eNd~

The frustration must be killing you

I hate it when I have to settle important things through sms. It's like, you're anxious about what's happening with the situation, or you want to get some confirmation about something, or someone's about to tell you something important, and yet, what keeps you anxious, is how long that person takes to reply.

I'd rather just call straight away, get the confirmation on the spot, and not having to waste time sms-ing. It's especially frustration when you've got many other things to do, or your hands are full, or you need to type a message fast, and the phone you're using is one you're not too familiar with, and not having those "short-forms" registered in your phone. Or the best part? You initially had it, but on THAT moment, it chooses to "disappear", which means you have to re-type again.

And... haha... having two phones makes it worse. You're so used to typing message on one phone, and when you have to suddenly switch to the other, your head still registers the keypad of the first phone. GG.

The most important thing however, is this, and I'll only put it in one sentence. I guess it's easy to understand it:

"Sometimes things are better said face-to-face."

Fill me?

~eNd~

Ryhmez

Got this from a friend. A brief "summary" about the World Cup 2010. Here goes:

England kalah kerana referi
Jepun keluar kerana penalti
Argentina kuat dgn messi
Brazil handal tapi lansi
Itali masih dalam mimpi
Perancis langsung takda hati
Africa semua balik safari
Korea utara kena tujuh biji
Malaysia?
terus...
BERJUDI!

~eNd~

They kid themselves.

I initially wanted to post something longer about the verdict of Argentina vs Germany, but I've found a shorter way, thanks to a certain idea. Here goes the verdict:

"There were 3 groups of people during the Argentina vs Germany game: The German players who made things happened, the German fans who watched and enjoyed the game, and all Argentinians who did not know what happened."

~eNd~

The Devil within me... ?

Keeping sanity in check
But this time is wilder
One part of me says
"Hold on. You'll find it."
The other part of me says
"Give it up. It ain't gonna be there."
Me consciousness?
"Just keep looking, just keeping looking, just keep looking looking looking..."
I did that
And slowly saw light
And....

I FOUND ZIT! ZE DAMNZED ARZICLE! MUAHAHAHAHA!

And I lost my insanity.
Because I found it. XD

~eNd~

State of Confusion

I play Left4Dead2 too much, that when I play Counter Strike again, I tend to forget it's Counter Strike. =P

For example, shoving. In L4D2, players are allowed to shove using the right click on the mouse. However, in Counter Strike, right click serves for only these few purposes: (1.) when using normal weapons, it serves no purpose (2.) Zooming with rifles, and (3.) putting silencer for M16, which I wish they had that in L4D2.

So, I'll give you this case scenario: Imagine a Terrorist suddenly comes out of no where, and you're used to shoving zombies away when you see them. You're holding an M16, and you right click, wanting to shove the Terrorist away.

You die. =)

~eNd~